YOU MEAN LIKE WHEN SHE PLAYS "KI" AND HE'S LIKE WTF NO. AND SHE'S LIKE, EARTH GODDESS LOOK IT UP. AND THEN HE ADDS AN X TO IT VERTICALLY TO GET "XI" AND A DOUBLE WORD SCORE AND SHE ACTUALLY SLAMS HER HAND DOWN ON HER DESK IN COMPETITIVE FRUSTRATION WHEN SHE CHECKS THAT XI IS LEGITIMATELY A WORD. AND THEN HE IS SO SMUG FOR HOURS AND MIKE IS LIKE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY?

(No. I am not loving this idea and wanting to see someone write it. And no. I am not stalking my way through your comments because they are about Donna/Harvey and I cannot stop wanting more of them in any form always.)