I like this very much.

He’s beautiful in that striking, manly way, and his smile — the rarity that it is — consumes everyone in its path; leaving weak knees, fluttering hearts, and flushed cheeks in its wake.
*sigh*

I know this is based on Batman Returns but I couldn't help but see Christian and wonder who could they get to play Catwoman if they introduce her in the next movie. Oh, the possibilities.